mediocr:

Do you ever just think about the future and start freaking out about the most random things

(via nicoosuxx)

spookyjacob:

ur not allowed to be busy youre my only friend

(via hotboyproblems)

You’re the answer to “Are we alone in the universe?”

(Source: justiceleague, via lifeofateenagefangurl)

fourfinick:

No one really needs me.

(via lifeofateenagefangurl)

whorecrux-harry:

"Don’t kid yourself" would be a great slogan for birth control pills

(Source: ruinmarks, via covocal)

jplachowski:

rasputin:

These are very clever, I really enjoyed them.

Omg the mythology one

(Source: esemojica, via radioactivelifestyle)

Toothless being a dork

(Source: feanorr, via radioactivelifestyle)

plasticbagvevo:

*walks past mirror*

*walks back*

*cries*

(Source: problemactic, via covocal)

I am Iron Man. The suit and I are one. To turn over the Iron Man suit would be to turn over myself, which is tantamount to indentured servitude or prostitution, depending on what state you’re in.

(Source: captainsteves, via peggycarterslipstick)

dearloserchris:

teejaypinetree:

She wants the (ph)D

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Not with that technique: no gloves, safety glasses, fume hood; the volume in the erlenmeyer flask is not suitable for what the flask allows; and the fumes from the left vessel are dangerously close to her nasal orifice. The only D she is asking for is Disaster.

(Source: teejaypineapple, via rlckrolled)

su-ic-id-al:

I wish there was a way to kill yourself and see how everyone who you knew reacts, and then depending on that choose whether to stay dead or not. If that were the case I’d kill myself right this second. 

(Source: healingx, via hotboyproblems)

fuckyesliampayne:

justiceandromance:

alex-is-fab:

gay-on:

Girls that love gay guys but are disgusted by lesbians.

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Guys that love lesbians but are disgusted by gay guys.

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Anyone who is disgusted by anyone because of their sexual preference.

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SOCKS AND FLIP FLOPS

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(Source: alsohigh, via tomorrowsnothingbutamystery)

"You can’t just make me different and then leave. You can’t. You can’t change me and make my whole life centered around you, then leave."

Looking for Alaska (John Green)

(Source: wordsthat-speak, via fuk--0ff)

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